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MONGER

When the person is so dumb that you just screw them or apply cover because they wouldn't know any better or the situation is so a no Brainer that you put the cock in between the ears..
It's like a French fry there is nothing you can do about it but put the French fry in your mouth

Or to have sex because she won't care
It's them "monger" and she will be nicer

Shh monger the bitch won't care
You two love each other "monger"
Rings with a stone for my girl, onion rings for my others "Monger" and walk away
by HaloTheHalo August 27, 2022
mugGet the MONGERmug.

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.
Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.
by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017
mugGet the The Fish Mongermug.

Pp Monger

An attachment to your pp to make it bigger and better. Pretty much a pack a punched penis
WOW I HAVE A PP MONGER!!!!!
by Destroyer0130 June 29, 2020
mugGet the Pp Mongermug.

Cock monger

Can’t get enough cock no matter what, needs cock anytime and anyplace, will go to extensive lengths to get some cock, cock mongers will drain you dry
Dude she is a cock monger, she is definitely a keeper
by 47Slabside April 15, 2025
mugGet the Cock mongermug.

Attention monger

To sell or peddle.eg.fidh monger etc.
Eg fish monger i.e. to sel fish

Attention monger i.e to seek attention
Thus it means to seek attention
by Govind mishra November 17, 2018
mugGet the Attention mongermug.

Titty Monger

A titty monger is a person who is horny. A horny bastard. To be a titty monger means that person is a male and looking for some sort of female play.
Person 1: we going out to the bar tn?
P2: yes but alex john and eric is coming.
P1: fuckk Eric is always such a titty monger and doesnt hang w the boys
P2: fr that alc makes him such a monger
by Shoma Tech August 24, 2025
mugGet the Titty Mongermug.

thrift monger

A person who hangs out at thrift stores to buy then resell junk in ebay
Damn, mike is a thrift monger selling all that junk online
by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019
mugGet the thrift mongermug.

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