A beautiful, elegant, bouncy pair of breasts; often associated with breasts whom one wants to squeeze and make mammary intercourse to.
by JiffyLube666 April 11, 2009
It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023
When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.
Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday
by Ireallydont September 09, 2021
Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.
by ultrachris2000 September 28, 2010
A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.
It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"
darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
by twigtwigtwig July 29, 2009
The day in spring when all of the girls shed their winter layers and let all of their assets show. Can be any day of the week, not necessarily Monday.
T-Monday is the day every guy looks forward to.
dude1: omg! look at the funbags on that one!
dude2: dude theyre the size of my head! T-Monday is offically here
dude1: SHIBBY!!
dude1: omg! look at the funbags on that one!
dude2: dude theyre the size of my head! T-Monday is offically here
dude1: SHIBBY!!
by PRICECHECK February 12, 2008
Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.
I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.
by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 05, 2010