Mind that child!

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.

1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

mind fuck

Taking it to the next level when screwing with somebody's head. Taking everything you know about the person and throwing it back in their face on so many different levels that it depresses and fucks with the targets head enough to make them never want to speak to not just you again, but anybody else that witnessed the mental beating. Eventually sending the target into a to a child-like temper tantrum ending in them overdosing on over the counter sleep medication while holding their teddy.

(In a group of people) Target - "hey i'm doug, that's god spelled backwards with a little of u mixed in the middle -hehehe" Attacker - "doug you're such a douche, who will never get pussy, especially with your bitch tits and walking like you've just been fucked in the ass again by your father. Who by the way just got done blowing me to pay for your lunch money" Audience - "haha doug you just got mind fucked"

by The douche beater November 2, 2006

Mind Rape

being forced to watch silly and mundane commercials before being allow to actually view or get the item you requested online, and feeling completely violated.

We had to sit through 5 minutes of mind rape, watching some guy tell how wonderful the product was before being able to download the information.

by brian29 November 22, 2010

Mind Smile

<noun> Slang;

When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.

Edgar: "lol, so it was wank!"
Thomas: "lol, yeah..." *mind smile*

by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005

mind terrorist

A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The Mind Terrorist will play annoying pranks and weave a web of lies and deceptions which often result in the male friend becoming embarassed/angry. The Mind Terrorist is also extremly hot, which prevents the male friend from breaking off relations with this annoying girl. The terrorist is capable of playing jokes on her more guillible male friends, such as making him think shes pregant/making him think shes HIV positive/making him think shes moving to Norway. All of these end with the terrorist exposing the males stupidity and embarassing him. This cycle cannot be stopped unless the male exerts extreme self control and breaks off relations with the terrorist, or if the terrorist becomes bored and seeks out a new victom, which is rare.

male friend- "dude, jamie slammed my locker shut, whacked me in the back of the head, stole my homework and made me think she had herpies all before lunch, and i didnt even get mad! wahts wrong with me???"
other friend- " nothings wrong with u dude, shes just a mind terrorist."

by Blade aka DJ pattiecake December 9, 2008

Mind Control Agency

A indie band from Orange County, CA known for a Bass Heavy Electro-Punk way of making music. The lineup consist of Mister Skiddly as Vocalist/Frontman and Buzz Killington as Backing Vocalist/Producer

I just got tickets to go see Mind Control Agency tonight. Want to come with me.

by Stiffler1278 October 4, 2008

mind drama

events, situations, and tiny things that may or may not have happened at all and are either blown out of proportion in one's mind or are completely misunderstood. More prone to happen once a month during hormonal times to those of the female persuasion.

Girl, I think you might have some mind drama going on there.

by pseudonomomnom April 16, 2011