Clear Channel Memorandum

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

Making Memories

Making memories refers directly to the brand Coca-Cola. With Coca-Cola whenever you drink it no matter what you are doing you are always making a memory cause that's what coke does. Theyve been doing it forever and is even their advertising slogan. More recently and more specifically though Bros have begun to use Coke. They like Coke cause they can mix it into their drinks to lessen the sting of their booze. Coke can even disguise things such as roofies or other date rape drugs when Bros are trying to get with sweet slam pieces. Making memories is a commonly shouted drunk Bro phrase at parties all around the country used in house parties, frat parties, booze cruises, pants parties, orgy fests, and keg killers.

I'm making a fucking memory!

Luckily I made a memory with Coke last night cause now I'll remember fucking Ashley forever!

James Van Der Beek makes memories with Coke.

Making memories saved me in Nam!!

by juicy&paulgotwyte January 5, 2010

Memometer

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.

Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.

by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011

photogenic memory

the recall of an individual who edits their own memories in order to enhance their own reputation or repress an undesirable truth.

that guy has a photogenic memory. there's no way those dogs he use to date were chicks.

by kris takahashi January 9, 2008

pussy memory

The memory of a pussy. When a pussy gets gets a dick, it has a memory/attachment to that dick and likes to be fucked by that dick. If a pussy gets fucked by a strange dick it forms a new pussy memory and now wants to be fucked by THAT dick.

Her pussy memory is keeping her from getting over her ex-boyfriend.

by disco duckie April 28, 2007

Hallmark memory

When someone touches your heart and shares a beautiful experience that can not be eclipsed, superseded or made redundant with time or competition

Two people falling asleep whilst holding hands, only to awaken in the morning at the same time to realize neither had let go of their hold throughout the night, thus creating a Hallmark memory.

by DKhighlight November 28, 2013

Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.

I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.

by bloodchills March 9, 2011