Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

Maximus

Most definitely most loyalist person you ever meet and he has taught me a lot of things in life especially the max method without it I would not be the person I am today . If you ever find Maximus hold on to him because if not you’ll regret it because there is only one Maximus and he is the truest caring and understanding person you’ll ever meet

Maximus do you like Onions

by Flaggga February 9, 2021

Geekus maximus

A geek with an extremely high level of geekiness, in other words a super geek, or the geek of all geeks.

My friends call me a geekus maximus.

by Geekus Minimus July 8, 2018

Maximus Bottomus

Slang for big butt head.

She / He has a Maximus Bottomus

by Sugnar August 12, 2021

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

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by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Cagaronni Maximus

When you pile all the black children in the world on a stack of hay and you take a huge dump on them from the eiffel tower.

-That dude is legendary
-Why?
-HE DID A CAGARONNI MAXIMUS!!
-WHAT??

by Xana gurl October 9, 2017