Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
by Salish Matter March 23, 2024
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Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."
by Term Definer March 31, 2024
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No Lives Matter

Your life may, or may not matter to you. It may, or may not matter to people close to you. But beyond that, we are all just ants on a discarded Ho-Ho. To me, it has nothing to do with race.
by knightofthedolefulcountenance November 05, 2022
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THAT CRIT MATTERED

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!
by VolemTheGolem July 04, 2018
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Bar Lives Matter

An exaggerated, insensitive, and racist term used by bar owners in Texas during the COVID-19 crisis to protest small business closures. A blatant attempt to parody the Black Live Matter movement’s involvement in the international protests following the police related deaths of: George Floyd, Breonne Taylor, and Ahmad Arbury in May and June 2020.
Dr. Faucci: Bars are an unsafe hotzone for the growth of COVID-19

Governors: We need to keep our people safe. It’s hard to wear face masks in bars and restaurants responsibly so we will temporarily be mandating these businesses close.

Bar owners: you’re all communist trying to steal my rights, but BAR LIVES MATTER, and I’m going to get a haircut
by Mrtruebluetest July 05, 2020
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Matter Physics

Matter Physics is a word for people who want to study anti-physics (Antimatter) and Dark Physics (Dark Matter & energy) and want a word to actually refer to them selves as than "an antimatter and dark physicist"
"Hey, what type of physicist are you?"
"Oh, flattered you would ask; I am a matter physicist!"
----Not needed past here, place holder----
"Matter Physicist? what do they study?"
"Matter Physics. So like anti-physics & Dark physics."
by THE FOG IS COMING October 03, 2023
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Black Privilege Matters

"Black Privilege Matters: uncovering systemic inequality where Civil Rights Act 1866 benefits intended for Black liberation empowered other groups instead."
But the shortest and strongest is
"Black Privilege Matters fights systemic racial injustice."
by Black Privilege Matters January 08, 2025
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