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Matt

Basically the worst person to ever exist. Like the devil on earth. He smells too. Don’t forget he’s poor.
“That gay is a Matt.”
by God_Homself May 24, 2019
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A stupid fucking potato. God of sex. He was the first lifeform ever formed, he was created by chemicals reactions in the primordial ocean.
Matt is stupid .
by GodSlasher April 9, 2019
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Matt

A dick head of a person, usually fat and lazy. Has brown eyes and greasy brown hair. He is usually a band director. He has a record of revealing himself more than one a year to his students. Tends to have a red butt crack. No matching clothing. Wears clothes that don't fit. Is probably gay. Cusses out students. So if you ever see a Matt RUN!
Eww.... It's Matt... What a pig
by @dimond9 March 13, 2020
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Matt is such a gift from God, which just means, a gift from Himself.
by mjc18c April 21, 2018
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A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.
Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!

Matt: No I'm depressed today.
by Gonobleism May 31, 2018
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Matt is the type of kid that always has beef with you. He will hold everything against you. He is also a big pussy so don’t be intimidated.
This kid named Matt is a pussy.
by Matthewcleaver January 15, 2019
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Matt sucked dick and loved it
by Meatball58 December 11, 2019
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