Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.

Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.

by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011

the main mates

an A1 band made by some really talented kids

The Main Mates are the best band ever.

by Chef Dat Boi R Dee April 26, 2017

Beat mate

A straight person you masterbate with in a hetro way.

Nah quick and I are just beat mate's.

by Talbert December 11, 2020

Mate (name)

A very handsome guy who loves his friends. Everything is goofs and laughs with him. A lovable and a caring person, usually great with music.

Hi girl, do you know that I have a crush on Mate(name)?
Mate (name) is coming, better get prepared!

by ArianaGrandehehe November 22, 2021

chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside

I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates

by Jraeyy February 10, 2018

Smother Mate

When a girl squeezes your head with her thighs while giving you a footjob

Ok Dinny full disclosure I think a smother mate is actually a chess thing but I just made this thinly disguised fetish up

by unholytrinity3 March 4, 2023