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Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.
S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex
by D:)))) August 14, 2022
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African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018
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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017
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Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.
by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023
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baller massage

Michigan Rapper 1: "Took tha lil hoe to the cut, the garage, then I bent tha bitch over an gave her a baller massage"

Michigan Rapper 2: *actively making bank 📃
by TheHardtest June 7, 2022
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Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.
“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage
“Bogus!”
by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024
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