laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.

If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.

by TW Chissmoose April 01, 2004

Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 09, 2008

Honky Log

A big Caucasian penis.

Mark: Whoa! Check out Christian! He's trying to fuck that girl, but she's a size queen.

Mike: Not to worry. He's packin' a honky log.

by borndead1 July 12, 2011

gay log

The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.

Person 1- "Dude, I dropped a gay log in your toilet."

Person 2- "WTF"

by concorde77 May 19, 2017

log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...

Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable

by OBIE9 January 17, 2012