The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.
See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.
See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.
"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."
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Get the Lobster Milkshake mug.A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger
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1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one
1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!
by Economic Evenguilist December 21, 2008
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Get the lobsters mug.The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.
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It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"
Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN
The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"
Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN
The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.
Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!
by Michael Dig September 25, 2006
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