Licking My Shorts

Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.

Dude, I got somethin licking my shorts, gotta go.
prairie dogging

by poopman9615 October 19, 2010

Lodkingdom

A great Gamer. He likes to play minecraft.

Lodkingdom is Wise

by The lover of Tree August 13, 2020

Push-licking

Push-licking is when someone randomly pushes or shoves another person, and will then either lick or spit on that person to insult him.

"Who was that chick that you were push-licking over there?"
"Relax, tbe chick you saw me push and spit on was my sister."

by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018

bismuth looking ass

the best insult in the book is good in the hood

person 1 i like fortnight

person 2 shut yo bismuth looking ass the fuck up bitch.

by #thickboi4201 March 30, 2021

popin and lockin in my rearview

caused by late night driving ussualy between the hours of 2am and 5am where you seem to notice freaky shit that is not really there

dude something just rolled outa the ditch and was "popin and lockin in my rearview" wtf

by hoodoo02 June 19, 2010

looking spicy

when you show up looking hot, sexy, like you know what your doing, or just straight fire.

Woah! That chicks looking spicy.
Dang "Sean' is looking spicy!!

by MR.GUY112 June 18, 2016

licking the stamp

When you suck a cock, if you slide your tongue between the head and the headskin and proceed to a long lingual caress of the headskin from within, you are licking the stamp.

Oh baby, oh, oh... lick the stamp, yes, lick the stamp of my cock! Oh yes... yes...

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004