linux

This thread really needs to be fucking sorted out. Linux is an operating system that some people use as an alternative to Windows. When I was at university I used it and it never crashed on me, and it could perform operations that Windows heads could only wet dream of. That is, operations that you'd have to perform if you were using a computer on a "professional" level. It's good for the techie stuff but Windows is best for general things, IMHO. I run XP on my computer at home and it works good enough for me... the previous versions didn't though.

Both systems have their good and bad points so stop acting like five year olds with your dumb little one upmanship. You'll be saying "my dad could have your dad" next. Or maybe that was last week.

And the pronunciation is "lin-uhckz", not "linn-ix".

Linux is an operating system

by saucy August 17, 2003

lincoln logs

A fantastic toy. Has been in existance for at least 50 years. Vaguely reminiscent of Legos, but made of wood instead of the cheap, brightly-colored plastic that so dominates the toy market today. These pieces of wood were round, and maybe a foot long, and were notched, such that you could build a real log cabin, but one that would fit in a corner of your room. All you had to do was make a square with 4 logs and line up the little notches, with the left and right sides under the top and bottom sides (or the other way around). Then add two more logs. And two more. Repeat until your cabin was as tall as you wanted it to be. A very simple process, but it was really cool. It also had some sort of a roof, though I don't remember exactly how that worked; I just remember the roof was green.

Lincoln Logs were classic.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

lincoln-douglas

A style of debate centered on a value, a value criterion, and a set of contentions. Commonly shortened to LD.

Affirmative: ...please cross-refer to my case, and then you will clearly see how my opponents value falls, and in turn his whole case.

Negative: I would first like to point out that....

by Kevin May 1, 2006

linucks

A greeting between linux users. Linux + Knucks = Linucks

Sys Admin 1: "Dude, just installed the latest debian distro."
Sys Admin 2: "NICE MAN, LINUCKS."

by SirBlondie January 24, 2009

Lincoln Log-flume

A very exciting technique to liven up any relationship, If things are looking down, suggest this to your partner. The lincoln log flume takes days to prepare, beginning with sorting out your diet to decide how stirdy the log is, which is key! Firstly the male starts the manouver by placing his buttocks above a females chest and squeezing out a nice big turd. When the excretion is complete the lady raises her posture so that the crap is sitting nicely above the chesticles. Then the male will stand above the head and begin to urinate on the womans chest, making the poop down the ladies body, replicating the image of a log flume. If the womans tits arent big enough, get a jacobs cracker and place it below the turd to stop it sliding down prematurely, The crap cracker can be eaten after if your a little bit sick.

The wife asked me to spice up our bedroom antics, i suggested a lincoln log-flume and then the bitch divorced me when she found out what it was!

by MilkmanFromMars May 4, 2009

Linus Faggot

One who carries a blanket, under their arm, in a college campus.

Sami: How Embarrassing! You look like a fool with that blanket under your arm.

Nate: Yeah, I feel like such a Linus Faggot

by macintoshgeek February 16, 2010

Port Lincoln

Although Lincoln is the seafood capital of Australia and home to many rich and successful people, fuck its a shit hole. way too many fucken drop kick ice heads and pedophiles aye. The high school smells like weed and even the good kids smoke. the place has the second to biggest crime rate in south Australia and all the crime is committed by ghetto 13 year olds. In Lincoln to be cool you basically need to get pissed and have mad sesh's every weekend. There is jack shit to do here other than go to maccas, but you can't even do that because you'll probably get bashed in there or be there when the place is getting mobbed by a bunch of 12 year olds again.

"oi where you going this weekend? i forgot"
"port lincoln"
"yuck i heard their maccas got mobbed by preteens"
"yeah it did but i'm going for the good weed"
"nah mate too fucked for me aye"

by dazza frasionold April 28, 2020