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Tampa Bay Lightning

NHL Team, 2020 Stanley Cup Champions. They have Brayden Point and Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman
Bro did you see how Tampa Bay Lightning did in the finals?
by That Bruins Fan September 29, 2020
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Shitter than Lightning

When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.

Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.
Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.
by kevlagnu June 8, 2010
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Wizard Lightning Battle

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.
Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!
by boogerh7 November 23, 2010
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Pink Lightning

The general pink colour after waxing a lightning bolt into your pubic hair.
I wanted to have an interesting crotch accessory, but I had to deal with the pink lightning.
by 7acquie April 14, 2010
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Tampa Bay Lightning

A slang term for a group of thieves. Especially useful to describe thieves who are very lucky yet have limited skill.
Man 1: My house just got robbed! I bet it was the Tampa Bay Lightning.

Man 2: Oh yeah, they’ve been stealing from everyone.
by SandraPapillon June 30, 2021
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Lightning queer sock

A queer's sock hit by lightning. What the hell did you think?
Person 1: you're such a lightning queer sock
Person 2: wait....what?
by Angel578 April 28, 2013
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Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020
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