Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

Lasagna

When a girl is so horny and she want to have intercourse with a penis.

Omg I want Lasagna so bad right now. ;)

by Yo momma named John May 22, 2022

Dirty Lasagna

Used as an expression when you and your Hot flatmate share a dinner, smash back a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Emily had a dirty lasagna last night!

by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 5, 2021

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

Sprite Lasagna

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna

I made sprite lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

Coke Lasagna

A coke-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna.

I made coke lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021