LandonDid

another word for Jeffery Epstein.

Person one: Three, You’re just like a LandonDid.

Person two: I don’t blame you.
Person three: ;)
Person four: what

by anna face March 13, 2023

Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong

There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small

by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023

Lando

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your façade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

STOP POSTING ABOUT LANDORUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!! MY FRIENDS ON T*KTOK SEND ME "DO YOU LIKE HOW I WALK?", ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING "DO YOU LIKE HOW I TALK?" I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND AAAAAALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST LANDORUS STUFF! I--- I SHOWED MY LANDORUS UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO--- I FLIPPED IT, AND I SAID, "HEY BABE, DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE DISINTEGRATES INTO CHALK?" HAHA!!! FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH, FLI-FLI-FLINCH! I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE" I LOOKED AT MY TEAMBUILDER, I THINK OF LANDORUS' POWERFUL JOB AND I GO "POWERFUL JOB? MORE LIKE SHE CRITICIZES ME FOR BEING EGOCENTRIC!" HA HA HA HA

by Breezai May 8, 2023

Landon binnix

A red head kid who sucks at golf and needs lessons. Also known as topper guild.

Man you really looked like Landon Binnix

by TKDG May 12, 2023

Landon

Landon is a very popular funny guy, does not take most things seriously. He has lots of fat crushes on Burnett short girls and tries to impress them with his spunky attitude. He also loves basket ball and drinking prime and thinks he is the coolest guy around. He has short dirty blond hair and always weres hoodies. He has a big friend group. He is not super clingy but will observe the people he cares about from a far. Because of his funny nature he lies about stuff. He is a great guy, You might think he is only a six out of 10, but once you get to know him, you will end up falling for him.

Girl: Hey, Landon

Landon: What in the chicken nuggets. That girl is gorgeous.

Girl: Blushes

Landon

by Marshmallow_is nice June 20, 2023

Landogger

This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania

Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO

by PCgary August 8, 2023

Landon Sosebee

A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.

Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.

by Deshaun Simpson August 15, 2023