Lotus is a tiny rock band from Sheffield, England. (2024 - 2024)
They only ever made 2 albums and never released them to the public.
The only two albums are named "Raw" and "DEAD ROSE".
The songs on Raw are (in this order): BRIK WARL, Purple Paint, Leg, Stoner, Never a Girl, Bruused, Blake
The songs on DEAD ROSE are (in this order): School, BedHed, Stick, DEAR DEER, Isolation
They only ever made 2 albums and never released them to the public.
The only two albums are named "Raw" and "DEAD ROSE".
The songs on Raw are (in this order): BRIK WARL, Purple Paint, Leg, Stoner, Never a Girl, Bruused, Blake
The songs on DEAD ROSE are (in this order): School, BedHed, Stick, DEAR DEER, Isolation
"Hey, Dude did you listen to any Lotus?"
"No because that band only lasted a few days and didn't publicly release anything."
"No because that band only lasted a few days and didn't publicly release anything."
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