Emo Lion

A person who is tapped into their emotions and yet has the desire and ability to become anything that they want to be in life...sweet and sensitive, yet strong and courageous as well. Not always aware of their true potential, but others can see it in them...and they are admired for their well-rounded personality and ability to love in a more powerful way than the average person. They are Emo Lions, they are exceptional...they are what everyone wishes they could be.

"Emo Lions can make you feel like a Goddess with the amount of love that they are able to shower you with."

by Emo's Lioness April 25, 2006

Sex Lion

The Liberty High Lion known as Cody Spaid, for his legacy of sex, partying, and lacrosse skills.

Hey did you see the Sex Lion today?

Yeah i saw that Lax Bro having sex at at a party

by wha34 December 24, 2010

Snoop Lion

1. The newest and dumbest idea (as of 2012) by Calvin Broadus to synergize his 3 loves; Whoring himself out to the recording industry, making copius amounts of money off people who have no other drive than to do drugs and him the poverty line as low as possible, and finally to further mastering the art of song writing with as little talent as possible.

2. An offensive attempt by the aforementioned Broadus to move away from a stagnating rap career and into a genre based largely on a religion he has shown no mastery of or belief in except for tenets relating to drug use and hatred of Caucasians. The latter tenet was largely abandoned as the religion evolved from infancy. Something Broadus himself still struggles to do.

Q: Did you hear that new Snoop Lion CD?

A: Yep, it was shit. It was so bad Bob Marley's ghost killed himself. This is OK, but people get mad at white rappers for having no credibility. FML!

by BigAl559 August 2, 2012

red lion

A complete douche of a Miami Heat fan. Possibly 12 years old, he started following the Heat when they traded for Shaq, but pretends to be a knowledgeable NBA fan. He is also known as having the longest message board signature in the history of the merking internet, complete with incoherent quotes and ramblings.

He was recently OWNED by OrlandoMagic.com message board users after stupidly trying to take all of them on. He was relentlessly pounded for page after page with hilarious pictures and comments. His anger is undoubtedly due to the Magic’s 8 game lead over the Heat a mere 4 weeks into the NBA season

Magic Fans such as Jereth Cutestory, Marc Acres 3:16, DJMase20, Hutchence, Drunk on Mystery, Athena, WPMagic and more, were all in on the action.

(Red Lion) see MiamiHeat.com for more

by djmase20 December 29, 2007

Paddle Pop lion

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.

Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.

by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010

fuck lion

1. an extremely intimidating pet. 2. genitalia.

1. Survey: Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

Marques Slocum: i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

(from an online survey)

2. Click on the link below to let potential suitors at tailgates and other football-associated activities know that you’ve got the king/queen of the jungle in your pants. (from Orson Swindle)

by the fuck lion king September 25, 2009

feasting lion

When a bearded man eats out a girl on her period.

Laura called out "its time for the feasting lion" just as she burst into menstruation.

by Tim L January 19, 2005