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Once upon a time the greatest video game in history, Warcraft III, was released. Included with the game was a powerful "World Editor" which allowed players create their own gametypes. These custom games provided a haven for the 30-apm ladder dropouts.

Dota, a game where players managed a single hero and no base, was the most popular and best-supported of these customs. Eventually there were a number of attempts to monetize on its popularity.
League of Legends, or LoL, was arguably the most successful of these attempts. The game was developed by dota's former developers and borrowed heavily from its predecessor. Introducing the game via a free-to-play model ensured millions of broke teenagers would download it and get hooked. Then later, when they received birthday money or just stole their mom's credit card, they could spend much more than a standard $40 game price unlocking game content that would have been free under a conventional system. To ensure the game would have universal appeal, riot removed game mechanics that punished the unskilled, such as denying. The base income was increased beyond even "easymode" levels compared to dota so that all players would have gold to spend, and item guide railroaded players into the best items.
Guy 1: Man I love wc3
Guy 2: I suck at that game, I uninstalled it.
Guy 1: You should at least try dota, you only control one unit so even a noob can play it
Guy 2: I tried dota and I get pubstomped every time
Guy 1: Oh well how about League of Legends. It's like apem but there's no denying, and most of the players on it are pretty bad. Also it's free
Guy 2: Oh yea I'm silver on LoL. I plan to go pro at it.

Player 1: Dude the other day i was watching theoddone's stream and he played a match of wc3 during queue. He sucks! he lost to some 45% scrub in solo
Player 2: Well what do you expect, you control more than one unit in that game
by joey billionaires September 14, 2012
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league

adj. Used to express excited approval. Also as an interjection in a moment of excited approval or triumph.
Use for "sweet," "awesome," or "gnarly"
That shit was league!
The new Batman movie was pretty league!
LEAGUE!!
by Jeffrey Mleczko January 7, 2008
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Dominance League

A Fantasy League where the Winner punches the Loser in the face as hard as he can. As discussed by Raffi on the series, The League.
Ruxin: "So, for your fantasy league, whats the trophy?"

Raffi: "Oh, we don't have a trophy. The winner gets to punch the loser in the face as hard as he can. It's a dominance league."
by Raske September 1, 2011
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Bush League

ADJ. Any action reffering to an individual or group of individuals relating to baseball that describes their demeanor as either embarrassing, mocking, demeaning, demoralizing or anything against baseball ethics (ex. Un-tucked shirt, mustard stains, short pants, long hair, floppy glove, big dip of chew, signal relays, time calling or home run pimping).
"That team was Bush league"
"That guy relaying signals is bush (league)"
"Look at that mess with the shirt untucked, mustard stains and short pants, he is bush (league)"
"That guys glove is bush (league)"
"My dip is way too big, Im bush (league)"
by Peter and Craig July 30, 2008
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rugby league

Tough game played by tough men where Australia has been the dominant force for recorded memory. AFL fans like to bag it because it is more popular but you dont here Rugby League fans bagging AFL because we dont have a infderiority complex and we dont fell we have to bother with it.

A game in which the greatest player to ever lace a boot is Andrew Johns.
A game in which provides rugby union with there only half decent players.
A game that has more passion and toughness involved than AFL could ever have.
AFL fan: Oh you bloody Rugby League fan its such a shit game why dont you watch a real mans game.

Rugby League fan: Ok mate name a real man that plays the game and a player who gets paid more than a Rugby League Player

AFL: ummmmmmmmmm.....shit.

Rugby League fan: yeh you play your game dressed in fucken bike pants and womens singlets go home and keep AFL to victoria and the other little people states. And oh yeh nearly forgot you "Sport" is so shit and easy to play the Brisbane Lions from Queensland where Rugby League is the unrefuted KING won you petty little AFL competition 3 years in a row ha ha ha h ah a

AFL: oh im sorry i will happily drink the sweat form your balls Rugby League men of men.
by krilled May 6, 2006
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Rugby League

Rugby League is sport where gay sex is acceptable, in fact it is encouraged...to stand even watching this you must possess an IQ just nudging 20 and a brother who is your mother...
Rugby League is a crap game...don't bother trying to watch it...
by pieguy1 June 4, 2007
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League of Legends

League of Legends is a MMORPG inspired by a map called "Defense of the Ancients" for Warcraft: The Frozen Throne and is aimed at players aged 13 or older. The game is developed and published by Riot Games for MicrosoftWindows.

Because everyone is different, lots of things can make other's game experience worse. Here are some things that can very often ruin your experience in this game;

#1 At start of the game, from your team of 5 players, one player Ragequits.
#2 At any moment of the game, some players leave your team due to unknown reason / disconnect / having to go while finding a replacement is impossible.
#3 No one in your team is helping each other, which causes deaths and sometimes abusive behaviour
#4 For no actual reason, you are sworn and picked at after doing what you are supposed to, when the other(s) are not and blame you for their mistake
#5 Getting noobs as your teammates, as example; Sion is defending a turret, Rammus attacks the turret after minion wave gets near it - Sion doesn't do anything but auto-attacks the minions, allowing Rammus to destroy the turret.
6# Players threaten to report and get you banned because of their jealousity / want to have fun / other reason.
#1
Player 1: omfg League of Legends sux ffs u guys r low lvl noobs i go bye
-Player 1 has disconnected-

#2
Player 1: i gotta go soon
-Player 1 has disconnected-

#3
Player 1: PLEASE help me even a little for fs sake.
Player 2: lol ur a noob
Player 3: L2P Player 1
-Player 2 attacks enemy-
-Player 1 tries to help, victory is certain if both players attack-
-Player 2 backs off-
-Player 1 is targeted because Player 2 got away and Player 1 is being slowed so he can't get away / to enemy quick-
-Player 1 dies-
Player 4: lol ur a noob like he said
Player 1: wow, i get killed after trying to help him(which after he ran), pathetic.

#4
Player 2: help me u ****ing sh**, noob a**h*l*
Player 1: I tried to help you, but to save myself and not give enemy more gold, I had to back off.
Player 2: stfu ur useless
-Player 2 continues ranting-

#5
Player 3: What u mean dont autoattack? sry i know i shuldnt ulti to their turret but i almost killed anivia

#6
Player 5: im gonna report u for intentional feeding u noob lol and also because u dont help
-Player 5 is pretty much talking about himself when compared to your play/stats-
by Read the Summoner's Code November 20, 2010
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