Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.

I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022

Every pi has a phi lining

The mathematical equivalent of “Every cloud has a silver lining.” When the symbol π reminds millions of math-anxious students and their parents worldwide of their dreaded school math lessons, while the seldom-discussed golden or divine ratio 𝜙 would open their eyes to the beauty, utility, and ubiquity of mathematics.

If more people with a negative experience of school math were told that “every pi has a phi lining,” perhaps math wouldn’t get such a bad publicity among the school subjects.

by Fasters May 13, 2023

Laying It Down

Slang term for having sex basically

Ryan:*on phone* you coming out?
Jordan: erm am kind of busy
Ryan: you laying it down mate?
Jordan: FUCK YEAH!

by NakedNinjaaa August 9, 2010

laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

laying up

to lounge, as in watching TV or reading a book

She was laying up watching TV

by easymac77 July 10, 2011

laying the whackage

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

by Arking April 13, 2008

Lanigirl

-noun
1. any of several large carnivorous mammals of the genus Canis, of the dog family Canidae, esp. C. lupus, usually hunting in packs, formerly common throughout the Northern Hemisphere but now chiefly restricted to the more unpopulated parts of James Madison University.
2. a cruelly rapacious person.
3. a starved she-wolf, residing in the Skyline dorms who enjoys creeping on bitches walking up the stairs.
4. a mother bitch with hips of mass destruction
5. a woman with some tittats

That Lanigirl has been following us for a while. Maybe we should call the police.

I think I see a Lanigirl around the corner.

Dayummn! Lanigirl's cock is gigantic!

That Lanigirl has been starving me for 3 days.

by C. Chao August 23, 2009