A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!
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-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??
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-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
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by onlyintellectuals December 2, 2019
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Dude1: Uhh
Lana: Pats head and walks away like a model.
Dude2: well good luck on that bud..
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Dude1: Uhh
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