The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020
Get the Hong Kong shlongmug. The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.
Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.
by Ned March 26, 2003
Get the Hong Kong sleepovermug. by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
Get the The Real Donkey Kongmug. a very sweet guy who cares about me and listens to me even though i proly sound dumb when i cry about nuthin but i'm glad he's there for me!!thanx!
kj is my boyfriend!
by aubrey October 4, 2003
Get the kong jie nimug. When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.
Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.
by Skrezinator March 15, 2007
Get the Donkey Kong Poundmug. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011
Get the King Kong's Fingermug. manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.
by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009
Get the Hong Kong Handshakemug.