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Kenny Rogers

An idiot that pitches for The Texas Rangers who takes his anger out on cameramen.

Also: Broke his non-pitching hand punching a watercooler.
John: Did you see Kenny Rogers going after those cameramen?
Bob: Sure did. What an idiot they caught it on camera too..
by I'm All-In July 28, 2005
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Kenny Rogers

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".
If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.

I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.
by mikey10 October 23, 2006
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Kenny Loggins

The collective name for both a user name and password for any sort of account you have to "log in" to.
Hey man I wanna watch a movie, what's your mom's Kenny Loggins for Netflix?
by Jerry13InchHosey November 9, 2015
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Pulling a Kenny

When someone engages in a drug deal but instead of paying the dealer they grab the weed and run.
Bro, I went to go sell this guy an ounce but he ended up pulling a Kenny on me! Let's drop his ass!!
by Whokilledkenny? June 3, 2011
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kenny vo

Kenny Vo is a yes man and you don’t know!
by Amui21 November 24, 2021
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getting a Kenny

consistently winning any fighting video game against your friends with the lowest possible score or grade. Usually achieved by performing the same few moves over and over. Often achieved by a dumb yet lovable friend.
OMG this dude keeps holding on to the sticks because he keeps getting a Kenny
by MalibuMatt June 29, 2011
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MR. KENNY

A person who represents the perfect balance between study and fun.
Our science teacher is a Mr. Kenny
by -_+"-( June 17, 2021
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