dead kennedy

Used to refer to someone who is too drunk to fuck.

She says : Hey you wanna come back to my place and hump?

He says : Fuck it, i'm a dead kennedy.

by d.money February 10, 2004

keener

a person who is obsessed with school work. doesnt have much of a social life.

she is such a keener. all she does is work.

by ull never know September 2, 2005

Insult-A-Kennedy drunk

Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.

So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.

She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."

by Saw It With My Own Eyes April 22, 2009

kenneth

stupid fat poophead

i dont like kenneth

by trtuhslayer September 24, 2015

Kenneth

He will steal yo girl. Hide yo bacardi cause he'll steal dat to. Usually with a mullet and a slight toe fungus. Hide em!!! Warning may also borrow yo clothes.

Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause kenneth is out here rapin erybody.

by Mr. yaaaa November 14, 2010

Kennedy Assasination

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006

kennethia

Kennethia: The cutest, sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is so small and cute that you just want to pick her up and drop-kick her. In a good way. She is easy to get along with and a good friend to have around.

"Kennethia, can I have a hug?"

by Cocobanana August 19, 2014