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The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.
Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin
by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018
mugGet the The Owain’s Kebabmug.

National kebab day

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb
by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021
mugGet the National kebab daymug.

syrian refugee kebab addict

excess flesh fat upon the body caused by Luffi overeating kebabs
syrian refugee kebab addict nice
by mrs tosser October 5, 2025
mugGet the syrian refugee kebab addictmug.

Wigan Kebab

The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’
The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’
by Zard Infamous October 5, 2022
mugGet the Wigan Kebabmug.

kebab

Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.
Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"
by roman and anna February 20, 2023
mugGet the kebabmug.

kebab head

Short word for a idiot or doofus, mainly used by people of arabic or kebab descent.
"Yo bruv, that guy was a major kebab head".
"Yeah nah mate".
That guy forgot to put bbq sauce on my HSP, what a kebab head.
by kebabeater June 1, 2024
mugGet the kebab headmug.

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018
mugGet the Squat Kebabmug.

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