The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018

National kebab day

14th of February

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb

by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021

syrian refugee kebab addict

excess flesh fat upon the body caused by Luffi overeating kebabs

syrian refugee kebab addict nice

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025

Wigan Kebab

The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’

The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’

by Zard Infamous October 5, 2022

kebab

Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.

Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"

by roman and anna February 20, 2023

kebab head

Short word for a idiot or doofus, mainly used by people of arabic or kebab descent.
"Yo bruv, that guy was a major kebab head".
"Yeah nah mate".

That guy forgot to put bbq sauce on my HSP, what a kebab head.

by kebabeater June 1, 2024

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018