A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.
Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.
by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

A Turkish guy who goes Teknik in Sweden and he is on the food committee. HE promises to make sure that we have Kebab to lunch every day of the week and on the weekend and his real name is Serkan.
1Hey kebab teknikern what will it be for lunch today
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.
by Koalapower September 26, 2017

1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend
2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.
2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.
1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab
Fella 2: not too bad mate
2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate
Fella 2: not too bad mate
2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate
by lil_mau February 17, 2022

by Evan Davis March 17, 2025

by Hoidiii9 February 10, 2025

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018

A world of warcraft player's alter ego. Real name Gucc - rapper name Lil Kebab. Watch out for those kebabs because like his mixtape, they're straight fire.
by DiabolicNick March 4, 2021
