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jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.
Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?
by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021
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jose fabio

The best friend you could have, is super smart and clever, and incredible to pass time with and hang out. He will always be a fun partner and the very best person you could have by your side when it comes to cheer yourself up!
He is really smart and friendly, he must be a Jose Fabio!
by nightsun6423 March 7, 2017
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Jose Barger

a crazy, awesome person who cares about their friends and really would do anything for the person they love
by katiedoo20 November 21, 2011
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Jose Deluna

He’s pissed off because he wasn’t put in Algebra 1, instead he’s taking Pre-Algebra this year. Jose is a very very veryyyy funny dude. He honestly has a good heart for some people, unless you’re a fucking bitch to him, then that’s another story. Jose is just a living meme. Oh did I mention he’s a good sis, as well as a #baddie
C: There’s this really funny guy in my pre algebra class he has light brown hair, do you know who he is?
R: oh that’s Lupillo, aka Jose Deluna, ofc He’s FuNNY, HE’S JOSE
by anaxaguero September 17, 2018
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019
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Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.
Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!
by ElPrimero September 13, 2019
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jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.
Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet
by Hang hing November 13, 2016
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