Another word for Man-whore. Only cares about himself and has the biggest ego known to man kind. Very athletic and very smart, but doesnt know what to do with his life. Will blame others for his failures, losses and lonliness.
by sillinessisyou March 4, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. A witty boy who takes forever to reply and goes to bed early, but makes up for it by over-exposing his his collar bones on low-key social networking sites.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.
You: "Hey text me!"
A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"
A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"
by AWittness-_- November 28, 2012
Get the Jordanmug. 
by ally :P:P:P December 1, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is another word referring to a gopher, as Jordans tend to be incredibly annoying and immature.
The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature.
a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.
a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.
by bliggity_blah April 13, 2007
Get the Jordanmug. Very whorish and overweight.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.
by Jenny123 May 21, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. 