hot jon

When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.

"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."

by the MN Realest April 16, 2015

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

Jon The Mon

Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.

Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism

by C4esar February 1, 2019

Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.

Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.

by Popmango November 23, 2021

Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 22, 2009

jon carr

The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet

Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night

by Large cock 6969 May 25, 2017

jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.

I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!

by JPR1985 June 28, 2022