Someone who is gay ❤💛💚💙💜and is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend 👍😎
by Sapsucker January 22, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by n0tURb!z2 September 14, 2016
Get the Johnmug. This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! He’s always trustworthy.
John is always there!
by Jenny2018 September 23, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!
Abigail: makes sense!!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!
Abigail: makes sense!!
by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017
Get the Johnmug. Very handsome sweet kind he’s usually 5’11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesn’t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)
Girl-Is that JOHN?
Girl2-yessss. hes so hot
Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.
Girl2-yessss. hes so hot
Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.
by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018
Get the Johnmug. a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.
by ricegumhater November 4, 2016
Get the johnmug.