John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!

Is that John in that red car?

by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019

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An asian boy who goes to the murphy and who likes shie.

“john is mines”

shie said.

by Anonymous😂 (murphy head6) June 1, 2019

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Meaning gun - mostly used in Liverpool

I’m not scared of him arkids got his John lad

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

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A man hoe who likes peepee

"lol, what a John"

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John is a God damned moron

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'

by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018

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John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.

Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John

by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019

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