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Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN

Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN
Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Jensen's Barbeque

The opposite of Chekhov's gun: something mentioned in Act I that has no relevance to future acts, events or meetups; an event mentioned as if it will occur when actually it will never materialise, despite ongoing mentions of it.
"Jensen said he would cook us toad in the hole, but I think this is going to be a Jensen's Barbeque situation"
by Veggiebake February 13, 2026
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jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
by bornsnyder August 21, 2025
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JANSANITY

The collective excitement, chaos, and obsession surrounding the expanded College Football Playoff as it builds through December and explodes in January. Similar to March Madness, Jansanity captures the hype, upsets, debates, and nonstop energy that take over college football fans during playoff season.
March Madness has brackets — Jansanity has overtime thrillers, legendary moments, and fans rocking the new year watching epic college football in January.”
by HappySun December 15, 2025
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the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala
by junior February 12, 2004
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alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell
by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016
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getting jensen'd

Losing the NA Finals by getting jensen'd
by Røx April 28, 2017
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