A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.
Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...
by Salmonhq February 13, 2008
Get the Joke lampreymug. A “Kirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.
“Yo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”
by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020
Get the Kirsten jokemug. by DefinitionDemi July 15, 2014
Get the joking aroundmug. A phrase that shares a meaning with awesome.
It was coined by Hank Green (of EcoGeek and YouTube's vlogbrothers) and is commonly
used by Nerdfighters.
It was coined by Hank Green (of EcoGeek and YouTube's vlogbrothers) and is commonly
used by Nerdfighters.
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II May 15, 2009
Get the so jokesmug. The worst kind of Joke. It isn't funny yet somebody told it and expects people to laugh at it however nobody except those called Lennard will laugh at this Joke. Usually when a Lennard joke is told all the people in this world and other worlds called Lennard will start laughing. So if you have been wondering why Lennard has been laughing so much its because of those Lennard Jokes.
Note: Very popular expression in Germany where this is called a Lennard Witz
Note: Very popular expression in Germany where this is called a Lennard Witz
Lennard: (Laughing)
Fred: Why is Lennard laughing?
George: Someone somewhere must have made one of those crappy Lennard Jokes.
Fred: Why is Lennard laughing?
George: Someone somewhere must have made one of those crappy Lennard Jokes.
by Breiter Boss June 17, 2016
Get the Lennard Jokemug. Person 1: I wonder how janice got herpes?
Person 2: 'Cus she is a SLUT!!!
Person 1: Dude if that was a joke it was not funny
Person 2: It was a rhetorical joke
Person 2: 'Cus she is a SLUT!!!
Person 1: Dude if that was a joke it was not funny
Person 2: It was a rhetorical joke
by hueng low December 6, 2009
Get the rhetorical jokemug. 1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010
Get the joke deadmug.