Ivan

A sexy, smart, and sweet guy who enjoys a niche outdoor activity. However, fears commitment.

Girl: Omg. He’s so cute!!
Friend: Be careful with that one. He’s an Ivan.

by Frogssss November 6, 2022

Ivan Boseky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.

Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Ivan

Weird dude that likes to finger his butt. Hates Closer by the Chainsmokers

Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*

by Iamivanagu November 21, 2021

ivan liu

a very fit man and is very nice a ninja (god epic noob slayer ) from ninjago and a 360 no scope person

"hey that guy looks like an ivan liu"
"We need to go talk to him"

by anonymous April 1, 2021

ivan

my son. ivan. ivan alien stage. me. ME. IVAN IS ME

"ivan is alive"

by kanacure May 4, 2025

Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.

"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."

by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020