italian stallion

An Italian man (or any Italian-descendent man) who's got a big penis, is hairy and very good at sex. Oftentimes, these macho Italian Stallions are constantly thinking about sex.
As a young Italian Stallion, Rocco had an obsession about sex.
by Leo_rex June 05, 2007
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italian chandelier

This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.
The Italian Chandelier Position is great for burning calories.
by senna_trem September 16, 2005
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Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.
Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.
by BlownClone March 09, 2023
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Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.
Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.
by TheBananaDemon December 19, 2018
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The Italian Dinner

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.
Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic
by Love is a Polaroid March 17, 2023
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Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!
by Toby4Life January 29, 2021
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Italian rapist

Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese
Person: Oh no watch out an Italian rapist lives in this house
by TrumpAndKim December 06, 2018
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