hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

by Hosstich July 20, 2017

curtain frost

The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.

"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."

by CEL222 July 18, 2016

Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

curtain blowing

The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.

Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.

by Paulina Parker October 7, 2007

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 9, 2015

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018