Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.
Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.
by Johnald P November 14, 2018
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Yeti-ism

After being scratched by a yeti on the planet: Triton, you wait a few years until it begins, you transform into a hideous gigantic yeti!
Zoidberg: he doesn't have hyper-malaria you idiots! He has Yeti-ism!
by garfilbert June 10, 2022
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Jay-ism

.... I have a jay-ism
by Arrggghhhhhhh January 05, 2022
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Jim-ism

When you forget to take a specific customer’s details so you can’t load an order
E.g. email or date of birth
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ketanji-ism

The ability to breathe, to think before you speak and then with a zen like ability speak your peace with conviction and strength.

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After being disrespected by Mayo monkeys, she summoned her ketanji-ism and continued .
by Sukari6ft March 26, 2022
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Ketanji-ism

the ability to breathe, to think before you speak, and then with a zen-like ability, speak your peace with conviction and strength.
Judge Jackson displayed so much ketanji-ism during her confirmation hearing.
by ABCProperTea March 25, 2022
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Reiki-ism

Being stuck in one's head, particularly about one's self worth or place in the world.
'He's lying on the floor having a crisis. He's having a Reiki-ism.'
by Pyoin May 04, 2023
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