Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.

Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.

by Johnald P November 13, 2018

Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight

James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Menghini-ism

An action or phrase that contains language that causes offence and humour at the same time, increasing the mortality rate of those in the local area. Also a type of STD found on the head of penises of Jews that have been chopped off by a Neo-Nazi

"How do you pick up a jewish girl, with a dustpan and brush"
Wow man, thats such a Menghini-ism you cant say that!

by LondonBanta October 5, 2019

Ketanji-ism

the ability to breathe, to think before you speak, and then with a zen-like ability, speak your peace with conviction and strength.

Judge Jackson displayed so much ketanji-ism during her confirmation hearing.

by ABCProperTea March 25, 2022

ism

A reference used by SJW's and Feministic people to make them seem as if they are actually smart and know what the hell they are talking about.

I was on tumblr today and I wanted to get on the news for how selfish water is towards females, I didn't know what to call it so I went off other stupid shit my friends say and called it: Waterism.

by WhyDoesThisLetYouHaveLongNames December 27, 2016

Pierce-ism

When you get salty in League for misplaying constantly but call out others on their mistakes as well.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude why are you so fucking bad at this game can you like, not play that champ?"

Person 2: "Bro, that's some major Pierce-ism coming from you"

by ChaddingMcChaddington January 8, 2021

Dido-ism

A cultural movement in the upper echelons of the chumocracy, when you ensure big contracts, Government or otherwise, get awarded to your old school pals from Eton (or their spouses) regardless of their innate ineptitude.

Cosmo: oh amazing... but like, how did she get that job as Head of Test n Trace, with that track record?
Sebastian: Usual dido-ism, amigo. Boffo nobbed her brother at Balliol

by Grooveyard June 25, 2021