A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms February 02, 2016
Shitting chairs (or shitting blank) is a new phrase circulating on TikTok that is used to laugh at something, mock something and more. There's no deep meaning to this phrase and as to why it's called this but it may be related to the "TikTok inside joke" that revolves around using the chair emoji (🪑) as a laughing emoji.
by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021
"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 21, 2012
If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.
A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
Golden Chair I'll be right back.
by YITBOS UMD91 January 29, 2021
A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
by medium_dipper October 10, 2021
The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
by Joel E. February 21, 2009
by Clib the Right April 25, 2019