asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

Bomb Whisperer

Name for special forces personnel who's job is specifically to call for fire or air support (bombs) on targets in a mission area of operations.

Bomb Whisperer to Reaper, fire mission. JDAM to 34.632104, 69.079971, danger close. stand by for authentication...

by b4ctom1 June 15, 2011

death whisper

A horrific release of bowel vapor that makes no sound as it escapes.
A silent, but violent fart.

Bobby screamed in fear, "Teresa, oh god, what is that smell?" Teresa ran out of the room, leaving only her death whisper behind.

by redinva August 3, 2016

Thug Whisperer

You can smell a thug, let a thug be a thug, but when the thuggish swag starts to slip, you whisper...”your thuggish is getting sluggish!”

The thug whisperer told the thug...”Your street hustle is lame...find out who is hiring ex-felons!”

by Terri Beth February 17, 2021

jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.

Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!

by Pepe99 July 10, 2016

Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").

Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.

by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010