Impactful pooportunity

The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.

I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!

by -Office wife November 24, 2009

impoosible

The problem of wanting to poo but being unable to sneak it out.

Ie.. Just ate some chilli but the butts not willing, it is impoosible

by Mr impoosible August 19, 2011

impolite

1. aryeh mayer modlin
2. responding k to a text

Aryeh is impolite.

by eesuh May 19, 2018

Self-Important Program

Like computer programs that run automatically on your computer, whether you want them to run or not, because their programmers have decided they automatically should. Any person (or program) that takes over from a mind set of self-importance, whether someone has asked them to be the center of attention or not.

Ever since Amy came in here, and took over, things haven't been going well.
Yeah, she's really quite the self-important program isn 't she?

My computer takes a long time to reboot, it has lots of self-important programs running.

by TranceMasterJ March 16, 2012

my impact

when you tell some one something cool and they re-use it, and re-use, and re-use it as if they came up with it.

guy; bro ally cant stop saying 'dang;
2nd guy; really? I say that all the time, my impact

by wthangel September 3, 2016

Self-importance

An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George

Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.

by Emeasoba George June 9, 2018

Genshin Impact

An open-world adventure game where people pull for the featured character only to get Qiqi.

I lost 50-50 in Genshin Impact.

by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022