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Immature

An early 90's Boy Band. Lead Singer Marques Houston followed by Jerome Jones, and Kelton Kessee. Managment By Chris Stokes.
Early 90's Boy Band by the nameof Immature
by 90's Man January 15, 2009
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Immaculate Conception

Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008
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Immaculate Conception

A New Testament doctrine wherein Mary concieved Jesus Christ without having sex.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
For some reason, most Christians believe that since Mary did not have sex with Joseph (or anyone else) then Joseph cannot be Jesus' father. But, the Bible clearly says that Joseph was Jesus' father.

LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."

Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.

Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.

MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
by Joshua Ben Joseph May 13, 2009
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Immaculate Burp

the Burp you get after eating so much tasty food that enables you to eat more food.
Rob: Fuck I'm so full!
*Immaculate Burp*
Rob: MORE TACOS PLEEEASE!
by daiis May 15, 2011
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Immaculate Cognition

Immaculate Cognition -- the state of forming and having an undeniably correct opinion without any input of accurate data or factual information.
Immaculate Cognition, the capricious and spontaneous generation of supposedly irrefutable knowledge without any verifiable outside influences or forces, is in reality rarer than Immaculate Conception.
by ZenWarrior July 1, 2011
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Immaculate

she said mhm and that's immaculate. she's a haylee.
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Plaid skirts, Knee high socks, white or black shoes, blue cards

Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.
by loserchick360000000 December 27, 2009
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