I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

by Babyoppie April 3, 2019

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024

I got a box

A term used by professional skaters when explaining the moment they became a pro for a specific company by them sending a box.

I got a box and after that I became a pro

by EDHS March 24, 2020

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024

I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked

by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011