humdinging

absolutely hummin

tomos toes are pure humdinging

by destroyer42069 October 21, 2021

honey hummingbee

what some dumb french bitch on twitter uses to refer brad pitt as

“BP my honey hummingbee”

by snowlioness May 8, 2020

New York hummingbird

Bullet

Man, I had to dodge 5 New York Hummingbirds today

by Erthpig February 14, 2014

You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023

hummingbird

Sex position when you get your woman perpendicular to you so one of her legs is wrapped around your neck and the other is wrapped around your legs. Then you rapidly thrust and flap your arms so both of you look like a hummingbird in flight. It helps if she swallows your nectar to finish the job.

Guy 1: Emily used to be a contortionist, so we did the hummingbird all night long.

Guy 2: Is that even possible?

by Henry Spivy February 24, 2009

humpinator

a stoned man call frank who can turn into hump and bum everybody and anybody in his way

run shelly its the humpintor run 4 ur life he'll eat us

by sharratt October 5, 2003

Humming Ludacris

A phrase spoken when falling asleep or passing out during oral or vagina sex to avoid woman becoming upset. The phrase can either buy you time or will cause confusion and take the focus off of your biff.

(couple during intercourse)
Woman: Are you sleeping!?
Man: No, I'm just humming Ludacris.

by DannyHimes January 27, 2006