The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.
by Randompseudonym February 17, 2022

Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.
Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.
by [NateR//TateR] October 29, 2007

by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

by Doctor daddy May 31, 2018

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.
When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.
by CherynobyleKid June 2, 2009

by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009
