Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022

pennsylvanian hot pocket

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.

Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.

by [NateR//TateR] October 29, 2007

albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

Arizona hot pocket

It’s where a guy shits in a girls pussy then fucks her

“Bro I just a Arizona hot pocket on Amiah last night”

by Doctor daddy May 31, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.

When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.

by CherynobyleKid June 2, 2009

Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.

OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT

by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009

Louisiana Hot Pocket

To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.

I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket

by fallen424 January 6, 2008