exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.

Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.

by I.A Games October 13, 2019

Squamish hot pocket

Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.

Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.

Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.

by clear creek August 6, 2022

pennsylvanian hot pocket

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.

Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.

by [NateR//TateR] October 29, 2007

albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

Arizona hot pocket

It’s where a guy shits in a girls pussy then fucks her

“Bro I just a Arizona hot pocket on Amiah last night”

by Doctor daddy May 31, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.

When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.

by CherynobyleKid June 2, 2009

Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.

OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT

by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009