homer

jackass that needs to get lap dance from an old lady and get on with his life! they are most likely very ugly and don't take showers.they are usually dickfaces and undateable becasue they laugh at every f ing thing!

me: some kids died in a school bus today
homer: hahahahahaha I'm a dumshit
me: go kill yourself douchebag
homer: okay hahahahahahah

by plier face October 9, 2008

Homer

Something that happens accidentaly

I always forget my credit card but I have it today, I guess I made a Homer

by ems family January 17, 2009

homerite

A believer in the teachings/words of Homer Simpson from the TV series.

Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.

"Children, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"You're such a homerite!"

by Arubicon April 1, 2010

Homeskiesssss

When you arrive to your home after a trip. This is, in fact, a very real word.

-Where have you been (insert name here)? I have missed you!
- Oh! I just came back Homeskiesssss from the Caribbean!

by Miguel Santeezy August 7, 2011

homerceitzle

The point where two sets of testicles touch, making it gay

homerceitzle, homerceitzled, homerceitzling, homerceitzltion, homerceitzles

like when your sandwiching a piece of trim and your balls touch another guys. and one guy says bro you homerceitzled me!

by Da Hyde February 4, 2012

homeskii

homeskiis are true broskis, homeskiiship cant be broken and and there are only three true homeskiis in the world.

tjee: yo souyee can i come over
souyee: sorry no you are not a true homeskii

by true homeskii November 9, 2013

Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson

Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.

by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015