Klay Holland

verb
past tense: Klay Hollanded; past participle: Klay Hollanded

Refers to a male who performs anal sex on another male as revenge for something irritating the recipient did.

The term can also be more loosely applied to situations in which a person finds themselves utterly fucked (even in a non sexual sense).

This term has been coined from a court case.

"My real estate agent left me a missed call after the last rental inspection. I reckon they're going to Klay Holland me about the state of the carpets!"

"The Golden Slide at the Hannah Watts Park is a great place to get Klay Hollanded all night long!"

"Bro, I feel absolutely Klay Hollanded today. I need a resr

by Greg The Golden February 21, 2024

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a synonym for hot like extremely attractive!

What is the hottest the class: (the sun) me: Tom Holland

by Addict to Tom Holland January 10, 2021

Tom Holland

This boi is thick af

That boy is thick thats Tom Holland

by That one Guy who doesn’t shut4 February 25, 2019

Holland

One of the most kind person of all time. If you meet a holland, keep them around as they’re the best friends you could ever have. Maybe a little mean and blunt sometimes but it all adds to the charm. And deep inside they have a heart of pure gold. They may take centuries to open up to you but when they do you know you’re something special. They also created the meaning of fun. Find a holland a keep them because they will always be the must trust worthy and loyal human to touch this very planet. Hold onto them dear and never ever let go.

Person A: You know holland?
Person B: Oh. My. Gosh I love the living heck out of her

by EgoMyLego3136 February 21, 2023

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”

Example: Tom Holland = perfection

by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019

Dexter Holland

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.

Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020