HODLism

A true HODL believer!

Mr. HODL's religion is HODLism, anyone knows that.

by hodlgames September 22, 2022

Hoeish

Someone who acts like a hoe/ acts similar to a hoe but aren’t a hoe at the same time or considered one 😭

My classmates mom acts so hoeish,she changes her boyfriend’s like she changes her underwear

by In-with-the-good May 1, 2023

Hoise

A reaction for something like instead of saying "omg" or "oh my gosh", you say hoise! It is also a describing word like "OH MY SO GOOD" instead you would say "OH MY SO HOISE" you say it when you agree with something to the extreme

Makayla: my mom made us fruit tray and said she wants us hanging out at the pool all day
Eden: So hoise so hoise

by marg del September 26, 2023

Bullet Holes In My Mirrors

When you feel like you are being chased by your inner demons.

I woke up this morning feeling like I have bullet holes in my mirrors.

by StaticSparks April 17, 2014

Jack-Holdsworth

When a guy is about to finish jacking off and a female gets in the way by either walking in or interrupting, but instead of leaving in an embarrassed way, she comes over and holds his dick aggressively.

SJAC: So you had some fun time home alone last night?
Zak: Oh mate the girl from next door came in while I was at it, and it was a bit of a Jack-Holdsworth situation :(

by SJAC August 18, 2017

bitch hoist

A running board on a truck or SUV

"I had to drive mom to the dentist in my vehicle this morning. Thank God Luke installed those bitch hoists.

by the wetspot September 17, 2017

Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019